What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack…
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress - $5,000. Tux rental - $100.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A 5-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
If someone forgets to invite you he or she can still be your friend.
The same hairstyle last for years, even decades.
One wallet and one pair of shoes – one color for all seasons.