I am a senior citizen…
• I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts ‘till 8p.m.
• I’m usually interested in going home before I get to where I’m going.
• I’m good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, antacid…
• I’m the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go.
• I’m smiling all the time because I can’t hear a word you’re saying.
• I’m very good at telling stories…over and over and over and over.
• I’m aware that other people’s grandchildren are not as bright as mine.
• I’m sure everything I can’t find is in a secure place.
• I’m wrinkled, saggy and lumpy, and that’s just my left leg.
• I’m having trouble remembering simple words like…uh…
• I’m sure they are making adults much younger these days.
• I’m in the ‘initial’ state of my golden years: SS, CD’s, IRA’s, and AARP.
• I’m wondering, if you’re only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150?
• I’m a walking storeroom of facts...I’ve just lost the key to the storeroom.
• I’m awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
• I’m very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer.
• I’m a Senior Citizen and I think I am having the time of my life… Aren’t I?

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First Baptist Church will launch a new Wednesday night kids ministry beginning this fall.  We are so excited about this tremendous, God-focused curriculum for our church and community children.  Games, contests, gym exercises, plus much more!

What will the “Kids 4 Truth” learn?  Here’s the answer from K4T: We desire to communicate memorably to the next generation 120 of the most important God-focused truths revealed in God’s Word.  We have built our program upon twelve themes.  The curriculum is structured to become progressively complex as the child grows older and learns more, but each child learns about the same twelve themes each session year.  Here are the twelve themes we emphasize in the Kids 4 Truth curriculum:
God's Word - The Bible
    The Greatness of God
    The Goodness of God
    The Trinity
    God's Creation
    God's View of You
    God's Law
    Jesus Christ
    God's Gift - Salvation
    God's Purpose for His Children
    God's Work - Past and Present
    God's Plans for the Future